Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
she peed on how many people?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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