yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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