No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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