these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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