Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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