:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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