Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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