is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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