i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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