Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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