At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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