you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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