I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
