Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
