We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
