Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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