He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
did i just pee glitter
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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