Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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