We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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