How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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