I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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