Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Panties = found
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
do nipples grow back?
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