it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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