i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Drake has all the answers
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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