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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I wish i was in the wii world.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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