your parents love me but you hate me
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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