It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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