you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
