saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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