ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I think a kid would responsible me up
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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