gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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