Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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