no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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