Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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