I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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