Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am spending my child support on dildos
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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