Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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