just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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