My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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