I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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