thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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