Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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