Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
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Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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