We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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