porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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