We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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