Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
