Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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