I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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