At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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