I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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