Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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