how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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