yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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