woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
im six kinds of drunk right now
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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