this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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