I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
