: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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